The more I think about it, the more I like that idea of banning food altogether. It not only would accomplish the very worthy central cause of the NFFDPA, there are additional fringe benefits of such a measure: the freeing-up of much space currently occupied by foul-smelling restrooms and restaurants which could then be put to better use; sparing the lives of many animals now consumed by heartless humans, which could soon lead to the entire planet being ruled by such beings as human population declines - and we all know they'd probably do a better job than we are doing; less highway congestion everywhere, which would lead to cleaner air...and the list goes on! Yeah, I think you're on to something...!